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Well, I've finally done it folks. Slightly below, in the right column, you can now click the PayPal button and make a donation to me.

I'd like to say that if you don't donate that I won't write anymore, but we both know that's just not true. If anything, if I make money off this I won't even know what to do with myself and I'll probably go on a heroine binge or something.

Yes, I wrote "heroine" there, as in a female hero, not "heroin", as in the drug. I don't really do drugs anymore, but there is a chance that if I get a ton of money that I might have a sex change and then chase criminals throughout New York City. Without money, I just can't afford to do that.

So that's it. If you donate, it'll help me to what I do, and if you don't, I'll do it anyway. But, think of this this way, if you donate, I'm responsible to make you laugh instead of me making it big and being responsible to protect corporate interests. So donating to me in many ways is a donation for free speech, which in a larger sense is a donation for Democracy, which is really a donation for America, and that, ultimately, is a donation to the force of good.

Perhaps I'll also use some of the donated money to take a course on how not to write run-on sentences.

The big news of the day is that Lewis "Scooter" Libby has resigned after being indicted in the CIA leak investigation. Libby made the announcement and then got onto his scooter and drove off into the sunset.

George Takei, Star Trek's Sulu, has come out and admitted he is gay. Is this really a surprise to anyone? I vaguely remember an episode of Star Trek where he was involved some group sex with Scotty and a couple male aliens.

I would've said the type of aliens but believe it or not I can't remember what the alien's were called in Star Trek. Highly illogical.

Okay, I'll write more this weekend. I'm heading to the Knicks game tonight and and I have to lace up my sneakers before I get there. The team is looking pretty weak this season and I have a feeling that I'm no more than two injuries away from knocking down a couple three's.