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Harriet Miers has withdrawn her nomination to the Supreme Court in a move that is a major blow to the Bush administration. The debate will rage as to why she turned down the oppurtunity of a lifetime, but my sources tell me that is has something to do with the late-term abortion she is going to have later this week.

Yes, those suits she wears are rather slimming.

Tropical Storm Beta is forming in the Caribbean. Luckily for us, it's just a beta version, and not the full version. For $29.95 you can download the full version which includes floods, evacuations and looting.

According to the Drudge Report, the costs of the new "King Kong" movie have soared to over 207 million dollars. Turns out that Kong is off bananas and onto Faberge Eggs.

My missing friend is still missing. I asked another friend if I should do anything about it and he said, "No, people disappear."

Michael Jackson is looking to sell Neverland Ranch because of the high costs of maintaining the estate. He's thinking of moving into something smaller and more manageable, something like Castle Greyskull.

Iran's President yesterday said that he's like to see Israel "wiped off the map." Then he used the map to wipe some babaganoush off his chin.

I was going to say "falafel" there, but I think babaganoush is way funnier.

Heading out in a few minutes to get some keys made. Is a guy who makes keys known as The Keymaster, or just The Angry Key-Man?

Pretty chilly out there today. I think I'm gonna slice open a tauntaun and stay inside it for warmth.

"I thought they smell bad on the outside."

Great quote. For 100 million dollars, who said it?