rubinville

Just rented the Stewie Griffin DVD, which I have very high hopes for. I'll be watching it once I finish with this gripping episode of "Mysteries of the Bible."

I love the bible shows, though this one isn't nearly as good as "The Cosby Mysteries of the Bible."

Seems like The Simpsons should be showing their new Halloween epsiode tonight instead of next week. I have to call Rupert Murdoch about that. Maybe in Australia Halloween is a week later.

So we turned the clock back an hour last night, and that, coupled with the excessive drinking I did, has turned this into perhaps the longest day of my life. I've taken three naps, had two lunches, and solved at least four mysteries of the bible.

"Saw II" was the number one movie at the box office this weekend. I never saw "Saw", so I'm not planning on seeing "Saw II". It doesn't seem right to see "Saw II" before you've ever seen "Saw" in the first place.

I did however, use a seesaw at the local park this afternoon and it brough back some truly horrible grade-school memories. Damn fat kids, holding me up in the air and then jumping off and dropping me. It's a miracle I never broke my tail bone. A miracle, I tell ya.

For a far better version of the "Saw" bit, check out "Who's on First?" by Abbott and Costello.

Oh, now they're delving into bible codes. I better go, there might be something about me in there. Maybe "Rubin" is crossed with "Comedic" and "Genius".

Or maybe it'll just be crossed with "Should" and "Retire".

Either way, the end of times is coming. Have a nice evening.