Monday, October 31, 2005



Theo Epstein is leaving the Red Sox. Everyone is saying it's because of money, but my insiders tell me it's because he likes Krispy Kreme more than Dunkin Donuts.

I find it hard to sympathize with anyone making millions of dollars to do anything. I can't even sympathize with anyone making a million lira. Take that Mario and Luigi!

Mario and Luigi were the plumbers who said they could unclog my toilet in under and hour for a million lira (20 US dollars), but then left without finishing the job. They claimed that they had to save some princess and I haven't heard from them since. I guess that's what you get when you find your plumber from the Nintendo Yellow Pages.

Don't even ask me about the time Donkey Kong came over to fix my leaky barrel.

Bush picked a new Supreme Court nominee, but I haven't had a chance to read about his record and make-up ridiculous statements yet, so give me another day on this one. I like to have my facts sideways before I make my opinions known.

I'm going to be heading downtown to the big Haloween parade tonight. It's really quite a scene down there with all the freaks, the ghouls, the misfits and the oddballs. And then there's all the people who get into costume.

Oh, the Stewie Griffin DVD was excellent as I assumed it would be. Lotsa funny stuff, some edgier than they get away with on TV, and they already get away with more than any other comedy out there. I'd give it two thumbs up.

Two thumbs up? Dave, you stole that from Siskel, err, Ebert and Roper. No, not really. See, I am only one man, thus giving it both my thumbs up. Those guys each give only one thumb per movie. It's totally different.

Okay, I'm outta here, I'll tell you more about the freakshow tommorrow. And maybe I'll discuss the parade, too.

Ah, the callback, you gotta love it.

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