rubinville

No, that's not a shot of last night's Lakers/Celtics game. It's a screen capture from NBA Live 95 on Sega Genesis. Sorry for pulling the old switcharoo on you.

The NBA season begins tonight and my prediction is that there will be 4 race riots, 3 rapes, 1 murder and a handful of guys who are suspended for wearing t-shirts on the team plane.

The t-shirt guys will deservedly get the longest suspensions.

As I'm sure you've noted, this is my second consecutive late posting. I'm sure you are wondering what's going on with me, but for national security reasons I cannot say.

Okay, okay, real quick, I'm involved in the CIA leak investigation. I once had lunch with Marla Maples, Scooter Libby and Tom Arnold. Oh no, I've said too much.

Speaking of CIA leak, screw Trent Lott for questioning whether Karl Rove should resign or not. I like my good guys good and my bad guys bad. I simply can't have crossover in this regard. That'd be like Soundwave suddenly saying he's gonna spin some tunes for the Autobots.

Australian authorities are looking into a specific terror threat for their country. Picking up on a tip from the New York Police Department, they will be randomly searching kangaroo pouches when they enter the subway.

Apple has sold a million videos for the video iPod in just twenty days. Conversely, they've sold only one video iPod made of real apples in the three months that they've been on the market.

Damn that Granny Smith iPod I bought. It was rotting before I got even half way through Leo Sayer's Greatest Hits.

Anyone else watching Boston Legal? I've caught a couple episodes that I'm enjoying. And it's not only because Betty White made a couple guest appearances.

However, lemme say that she's still got the magic.

Speaking of magic, think of a card, any card.

I'll tell you your card tommorrow.