Mayor Bloomerberg rode the subway this morning to show solidarity with the commuters of New York. As a show of solidarity with the rich elite of New York I will be riding a helicopter to the Rainbow Room later this afternoon.
Actually, I give Bloomberg credit for taking charge of everything in the city and I defintely will vote for him next month. Not that there are great options, Freddy Ferrer seems like he got his ass kicked a lot in middle school.
Apparently there was a "green soapy substance" coming out of a Pepsi bottle in Penn Station today. Speaking of Penn Station, if you ever want to smell the worse thing known to humanity go to the downstairs bathroom by the Long Island Rail Road and take a whiff. Truly horrific.
I'm about to head to Commerce Bank with my pretzel jar of change. Anyone wanna take the over/under on 75 bucks?
London is planning a "Sexual Theme Park". The anal rollercoaster is supposed to be one of the tightest rides ever.
I probably could've done more with that.
Ashley Simpson is the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this week. I remember a time when people actually watched Saturday Night Live. It was back when the musicians actually sang the songs and the show was actually funny. Where have you gone Dana Carvey?
Got a little headache right now, must be the bird flu that everyone is talking about. In case I don't make it, I want you to know that it's been a pleasure entertaining you.
Well, the real pleasure has been pleasuring myself, but you're cool, too.
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