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I continue to use the NYC subway system despite the horrific smell, umm, I mean terror warning.

Lotsa weird eye contact happening on the subway these days as everyone is checking everyone else out to make sure they don't look shady or are carrying a briefcase. Ironcially, I've been saying for years that the shadiest people out there are the ones carrying briefcases.

In non-NYC news, the Earth continues to revolt against humanity, this time with a huge Earthquake in India/Pakistan. Maybe we should send the Earth some chocolates or flowers or a nice card or something, it's obviously pissed at us.

Sprayed Febreeze on my couch today. While I haven't buried my head in the couch in an effort to sniff it out as much as possible, it does smell very pleasant. I had to spray it on the couch after noticing that every now and again the couch would fart. Yes, literally fart. Every so often there would be a sound and then a smell. I wouldn't have believed it either unless I had experienced it for myself. Tommorrow I'll tell you about my burping shower.

Fox is promoting a rerun of Prison Break as a "Special Encore Presentation." In my day we called that a repeat.

Boy George faces 15 years in prison after a drug bust. Fortuantely for him, nobody knows what his face really looks like.

Iran's stock market dropped 30% yesterday. Can you imagine what it smells like on the trading floor of the Iran Stock Exchange? Nobody there wears deoderant for God's sake. If you want help to turn it around I'd recommend putting all your money in Allah Body Spray. Women will pull down there burka's as low as their nose if they smell it.

Yes, I've noticed an over-abundance of smell-related humor here at the Daily Dave. No more this month unless I go to a bean eating contest.

Is burka the right word for that sentence or is a burka the whole outfit, and the head part is called something else? If I wasn't so lazy I'd go to www.whatsupwithburkas.com to find out.

Okay, gotta go, it's been raining all day today and it's supposed to stay like this all week. I'm heading out to pick up some wood and get two of every animal just in case.