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It's too nice to be inside today, so instead of a well thought-out post, it's time for the Top Ten Google Search Phrases that people use to come here to the Daily Dave...

1. Horse Vagina
2. Daryn Kagan
3. Dave Rubin
4. Kyra Phillips
5. Female Horse Vagina
6. Hot Newscasters
7. David Rubin
8. Felecia Rashaad
9. Shepard Smith Toupee
10. Deap Throat

Quite the list, huh? Once again, horse vagina dominates but it's good to see Kyra And Daryn moving up the ladder. I have no recollection of what I wrote about Felecia Rashaad, but I'm guessing it had something to do with how pissed Ahmad Rashaad must've been when Bill Cosby selected Felcia to be his wife again on his sitcom after The Cosby Show.

Note the use of italics. I will no longer reference it.

I also don't remember writing anything specific about Shepard Smith having a toupee, but if he does, it's a lot less obvious than Dan Abrams' one.

It's hard to write something in plural that ends with the letter "S". Like when Homer Simpson tries to say, "The Flandereseses."

The Supreme Court is going to hear Anna Nicole Smith's case involving the estate of that old lunatic that she married so she could get his 500 million bucks. That really seems to be a case worthy of the highest court in the land. Maybe the Supreme Court should also handle the case I have pending against my friend Jason from 7th grade. He tricked me into giving him Sonic the Hedgehog on Sega Genesis for what he claimed was a porn tape, but it turned out to be his Bar Mitzvah video. You don't get over that kind of stuff.

Alright, Central Park calls. Or is that the chinese delivery guy? Lemme check...