rubinville

NASA astronomers have discovered a "big baby" galaxy using two of NASA's most powerful telescopes. In case you didn't know, there are literally billions and billions of galaxies in the universe and each one has counteless amounts of planets, some very much like Earth. Thus, we are not the only intelligent civilization out there. As a matter of fact, we're one of the only unintelligent ones out there.

That's a sort of call back to something I wrote yesterday. It marks the first time I've ever called something back from a previous post. Just when you thought you'd seen it all.

Martha Stewart is wearing a red wig today and has an entire crowd of natural redheads. Has there been anything creepier, ever, in the history of the world?

The number of millionaires in the United States has hit an all-time high with over 700,000 of those prick bastards.

If you wanna see an painfully horrific TV show I'd recommend "Too Late with Adam Corrola." I mention this only because he is one of those guys that despite the amount of untapped, talented people that are out there, keeps getting more and more chances and drops the ball every single time.

I've got good hands, I could do such magic with the ball. I'd be like a one man Globetrotters.

Sudden drop in the comments section after we finally got to a whopping average of five per posting. I should be offering more prizes. Umm, okay, the next ten people to comment get a free Starbucks gift card.

The card won't have any money on it, but nobody else will know that which means you'll be able to show it off to your friends and be like, "Look, I have a $5,000 Starbucks gift card, how cool am I?"

Whoa! If I click an ad on the Drudge Report I'll win a free iPod Nano! There can't be a catch to that!

People are talking about "Caveman-like" conditions in Texas. Does that include wisecracking teradactyles that wash the dishes?

Yesterday on Dr. Phil they were talking about "The Choking Game" where kids choke each other to get high. Hmm, I wonder if that works if you do it to yourself...