Monday, September 26, 2005


Hot damn, the pic loaded. Now let's see if I can get through this post without it wandering off into the vast, unchartered waters of cyberspace.

Rumors continue to swirl that Warren Beaty is going to run against Arnold for governor of California. I'm pretty sure that's a sign of the apocolypse, but I'll double check that.

If they do run against each other it just signals the slippery slope that is celebrities becoming politicians. I predict that "Drake and Josh" from Nickelodeon will be president sometime in the 2020's.

Yup, that's right, they'll be the first ever presidential team. Raven Simone will be their Secretary of Defense.

Could Wolf Blitzer speak with less emotion in his voice? And speaking of Wolf, I think him and Jack Cafferty are up to something strange in that Situation Room.

Adam Vinatiari's last second field goal helped the Patrios beat the Steelers last night. You can copy and paste that sentence into the Daily Dave after they play in the AFC Championship in a couple months.

Is it the AFC Championship or the NFC Championship? I can't remember and dont' feel like checking ESPN.com.

Shouldn't Intelligence Design really be called Unintelligent Design?

I think I'm gonna start using italics more.

The Cobra Commander interview has been cleaned up and retouched, so if you want to listen again, or check it out for the first time, click on Podcast 5, to the left. Thanks to Brian Baumley of the infamous BrianBaumley.com for the editing skills.

I keep seeing bits and pieces of I, Robot and yet never catch enough to really understand it. It's basically Independence Day crossed with Fresh Prince of Bel Air, right?

Nice use of italics, right?

Apparently, we've lost some Dolphins in the Gulf of Mexico that had poison tipped darts on their heads to stop terrorists from infiltrating America from the sea. Let's just pray we don't lose the llama's with the poison spit who guard our border with Canada.

Believe it or not, the Dolphin thing is true. The llama thing is just half-true, they're actually emu's but most people think emu's are llamma's anyway, so I just went with that.

Comedy. It's all in the most relevant names of animals.

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