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Saw literally one-minute of NBC's new "Tommy Lee Goes to College", which is a new reality show that follows the former rocker as he enrolls as a student at the University of Nebraska. I would've watched more but the show inspired me to write my own, as-of-yet untitled reality show. It takes 10 people from all walks of life and they get to hunt down NBC executives and bring their heads back to me. Whoever brings back the most decapitated heads wins one million dollars. It's similar to Harry Hamlin bringing back Medusa's head in "Clash of the Titans". If you've got a good name for the show please let me know.

The University of Nebraska is a sham of a mockery of a mockery of a sham for doing such a pathetic publicity stunt.

Bob Costas guest-hosted Larry King Live last night. Bob is amazingly boring but he is hosts or guest hosts about 8 shows that are currently on the air. Last night he interviewed Conan O'brien, which reminded me of when I bumped into Conan about a year ago here on the Upper West Side. Conan was totally friendly and took the time to stop and talk. He even gave me the name of the person to contact if I want to submit a tape to get on the show. I was curious to see if his hair would be as high when he is outdoors, but sadly he was wearing a hat.

Also caught a big of the 2005 Teen Choice Awards last night. Paris Hilton was in the audience for the big show. I think it would've been more appropriate to have her hanging in a cage above the stage as an example of what every child shouldn't become.

"Look it's a vapid, self-abosrbed, talentless, media-whore! Don't you become like her little Jenny!"

Not sure how I came up with the name "Jenny" for that. I was trying to think of a young girls name these days. Maybe Alexis or Brianna or Celexa would've been better.

I didn't post yesterday because I was at a pitch meeting with a network. Pitch meeting? What were you pitching? I didn't know you could pitch! Why didn't you tell me earlier? All fair questions. I'm like a crafty, veteran-left pitcher who can consistentely go 7 innings and strike out 6 people while only walking one and letting up 2 runs. Think Jimmy Key in 1999.

And now a Terrell Owens update: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Props to Mario Vazquez, the kid who bolted American Idol because he didn't want to be forced to sign some crazy contract with the producers of the show that would've basically let them own him for the rest of his natural life. Instead, Mario just signed on with Clive Davis who has helped countless muscians prosper.

Any interest in comedy, Clive?

I submitted my blog to www.huffingtonpost.com, but haven't heard back yet. Arianna couldn't be a liberal elitist, could she?

Alright, it's a beautiful day outside, I'm gonna go look for terrorists in Central Park.