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I don't think that I've ever used the Daily Dave to promote anything other than myself, and I probably don't even do that well enough, but I wanna take a second to promote someone else today. Melissa Rauch, who I've done stand-up with since the beginning, is now starring in her own one-woman show as part of the NYC Fringe Festival. I saw the show last night and it's really great and Melissa is fantastic. So, after you check out one of our final six shows from tonight to Saturday at the Comedy Company, go check out Melissa before the show goes on a national tour. Take a look at the website at www.misseducation.com.

Ahhh, it's nice to actually have something good out there to promote. Feels good.

Found out yesterday that another one of my friends is taking Paxil. Why is it that everyone that I know who is on these drugs are the people that are really fine, and the people that aren't on them are the complete wacko's?

Was reading the back of a Viagra ad in this week's Sports Illustrated and noticed it said, "Do not give to infants." Umm, if you were even considering giving it to an infant, I'd recommend you become one of the people in the Paxil Nation.

Dave, why were you reading the back of a Viagra ad? Rumor has it your one of the most potent men alive. Yes, that is true, but I'm always fascinated by the scientific research behind erectile dysfunction drugs. Just a quirky thing about me, I suppose.

I'll have some new video up within a week or so. It's my first sex-tape. I don't want to give anything away but let's say it involves a certain star from TV's, "All in the Family".

Patriots quarterback Tom Brady says he's just like every other guy and even surfs the internet for porn. I guess that would explain the strong arm.

Thank you ladles and jellyspoons, I'll be here all week.

Can someone tell the people at The Gap to lower the lights a little. Everytime I go in the dressing room to look at jeans I end up staring at myself for 20 minutes.

Last night, as I was waiting for the subway a man just a few feet away from me ripped off a fart in full-force, without even trying to cover it up in any way. He didn't move nor look around. All I could think was, "I wish I was that guy."

Okay, that's it for me, Cocoa Pebbles are calling.