"I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. It's not that it's going to Mexico, it's you're in a confined aircraft when one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation suggesting they ride the subway. "
Ah, well, thank you very much, Joe. Now the roughly 8 million people who live in NYC can take all those other methods of transportation that we have, but never use, cuz we love the subways so much. Finally, I'll get to use my teleporter. I hope I have enough triple-A batteries around here.
Coffee time...