One Fat Cat

This absurdly overweight cat, all 44 pounds of her was found wandering the streets in Blackwood, New Jersey. The cat, now named "Princess Chunk" is awaiting adoption, though experts say it is unlikely she will be adopted because a person could adopt five normal cats for the same weight.

That's my first ever fat-cat joke here on Rubinville. Next up, lizards.

Oh, also please note that I didn't make the obvious joke about how the woman in picture could probably lose a couple pounds, too. That's what we in the business call, "taking the high road."

Alright, I'm gonna get cracking on this lizard joke. For inspiration I will go to two places where one can find lizards here in NYC. Petco and the local tanning salon...