Thursday, July 31, 2008

20 Million Reasons to Stay Home

There are reports that the Green Bay Packers are offering Brett Favre 20 million bucks NOT to play football this season. That's right, they wanna pay the guy NOT to play. Even putting aside that the guy is one of the greatest quarterbacks ever, the idea of paying anyone NOT to play just seems ridiculous. If anyone in the world of comedy is reading this, I will gladly NOT do comedy for a 20 million.

Ah, you know what? I'll even NOT do comedy for a paltry 15 million.* This offer stands for one week from today.

*Or best offer.

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