No, that's not a contestant on Arab Idol, that's once black man, now white woman, Michael Jackson. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Can you imagine what it's like to live in your own amusement park in sunny California one day, and then just a few short months later to be wearing full Muslim garb in Bahrain the next? Good work, Michael.
Have you heard that Google in China will restrict it's search results as to not offend the Communist government in China? Now it'll be almost impossible to keep The Dave Rubin Fan Club of Xiaoshan alive.
Yes, Xiaoshan is a real city in China. Why I'm so huge there is a mystery to me.
Oh, before I forget, quick warning to you ladies who are pro-abortion. If you want one you better get pregnant quick and then have it because Alito is turning this thing around. My schedule is pretty tight but I can get have a couple more appointments left before the end of 2006.
Did you see Bush in Kansas the other day when a student asked him if he had seen Brokeback Mountain? He got all nervous and fidgety and then said that he had "heard of it." Hmm, I think thou dost protest too much, Mr. Bush. And I also think you protest too much.
Ok, that's just a little taste for the morning, I sense there will be more as the day unfolds. I also sense scrambled eggs...
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