rubinville

I haven't done it in awhile, so it's time for the top ten Google search phrases that people use to come to The Daily Dave...

1. Kyra Phillips
2. Dave Rubin
3. Rubinville
4. Horse Cock
5. Horse Jizz
6. Daryn Kagin
7. Horse Vagina
8. Hot Newscasters
9. Ahmad Rashaad
10. Ikky Shuffle

Once again, Kyra, my favorite CNN anchor, tops the list. Her co-worker, Daryn Kagin, is probably pretty excited too, as number 6, right between "Horse Jizz" and "Horse Vagina". I do find it a little odd that so many people search the two ladies of CNN so often and yet Wolf Blitzer has never cracked my top ten. I wonder if people just don't care about Wolf, or there are just so many websites devoted to him that I'm just way down the list. I suppose that I could just Google his name find out, but that's better left for his stalkers.

It's also good to see Ahmad Rashaad on there. After all, he is "my main man."

If you didn't understand that reference then you probably won't appreciate any of my Willow Bay humor either, so I'll leave it at that. Let me just say though that she's married to Jim Grey for God's sake. How the hell did he pull that off?

On the lunch front, I just had two hot dogs from Gray's Papaya on 72nd Street. There was a sign in there that said, "Our frankfurters are better than Dom Perignon." Now, I don't think that is really a fair comparison, but I can't refute it, either. I just wonder if you go to a fancy restaurant in NYC if they have a sign there saying, "Our Dom Perignon is better than a Gray's Papaya hot dog."

I'll go to a fancy restaurant one day, I just know I will...