Wednesday, October 19, 2005


Sadaam's trial began yesterday and not surprisingly he pleaded not guilty. I just can't wait for the Johnny Cochran style glove-moment during the trial. "If the fatwa doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

Correction from yesterday's post. I thought I was sent Herbie Hancock stuff yesterday but it turned out to be John Coltrane. I really love jazz, especially jazz with no words. Generally speaking I like things with no words. Believe me, if I could do this blog with no words, I would, really.

Actually, lemme try to think of something and you see if you can guess it..


(Focus...Focus...Fuckus...I mean Focus...)


If you were thinking about how good nap time was in Kindergarten then you're right. Well done. Well done indeed.

I write The Daily Dave from my HP laptop which I would highly recommend, though recently I noticed that it was heating up quite a bit. I called tech support and within two days they sent me a new AC adapter at no charge. Unfortunately, I've lost over 4 million sperm in the time that I wasted before calling.

Let's have a moment of silence for lost sperm. And another. Okay, one more.

I've got a bunch of stuff to do today so that's it for this post though I will to try to write something later this afternoon. Obviously, I can't get into the specifics what I have to do now but I will tell you that it will start on the east side, in the high 50's, and end somewhere downtown. If you can figure out it, you'll win a free aardvark.

Yea, nobody claimed it yesterday. I'm as shocked as you are.

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