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It's Sunday which means I don't plan on doing much today. My one mission is go get some of that sticky stuff to put a poster on the wall. It was raining yesterday and I decided not to leave the apartment so I tried to stick a poster on the wall by chewing gum and then using it. Not only doesn't Trident stick that well, now my apartment smells like Cherry flavored Trident.

I'm not complaining though, it's quite pleasant.

It's time for the Top Ten Google searches phrases that people use to come to The Daily Dave...

1. Horse Vagina
2. Dave Rubin
3. Woody Paige
4. Kyra Phillips
5. Artificial Horse Vagina
6. David Rubin
7. Hot Newscasters
8. Shepard Smith
9. Dave Rubin Comedy
10. Daryn Kagan

Congrats to Woody Paige of ESPN for not only making the list, but making his debut at the coveted number 3 spot. If you don't know Woody, check him out on ESPN's "Around the Horn."

Horse Vagina continues to be a big hit here. My mother must be so proud. As for the artificial horse vagina searches, I sincerely hope whoever is searching for that is in the horse-breeding business.

I'm also getting a bunch of hits from people at Myspace.com. Anyone know who that's coming from?

Senator Jon Corzine must read The Daily Dave because yesterday I finally saw a commercial for him that didn't simply bash his opponent but also said some nice things about the man himself. I guess now I'm not only a comedian and writer, but also political strategy maker.

Jon, as long as I've got your ear, consider shaving the beard, it makes you look a little too much like that guy from "Inside the Actors Studio."

Great article in the NY Post the other day about how Saturday Night Live should be cancelled. Of course, all the people quoted in the article were anonymous, so I'll do it publicly for them...SNL should be cancelled. If that's too harsh, at least get some fresh blood in there to fix it. Lorne, I know some people, call me.

Uh oh, I gotta run out and get some more gum, it looks like the clock is about to fall off the wall.