rubinville

It's 10:45 am on a Saturday, and here I am posting for you. Don't let them ever say it was me who didn't try to make this relationship work.

I know, I know, I never came back yesterday, and you probably wondered what happened to me. Rest assured, I'm okay. There was an incident with the aquarium and it drained me both mentally and physically.

Anyway, I felt guilty all night for keeping you hanging so I just got some coffee and turned on the TV and here I am. HBO Comedy is showing "The Late Shift", which is the story of how Leno and Letterman duked it out for The Tonight Show. It's a great flick that gives a little insight to how the television industry works, or doesn't work, depending on how you look at it.

It's making me think about who my arch enemy in comedy will be. Yea, I can't stand Leno, but I mean someone who is a contemporary of mine. I need someone about my age who I can go at it with to fight over some show. It'll probably be to host Fear Factor: Homeless Edition, but I promise a hell of a fight. If anyone wants to be my arch enemy please let me know.

Quick world-news recap: Wilma is coming, Syria is assassinating people, DeLay is in court, birds have the flu, and I'm about to take a shower...