rubinville

Chewbacca is about to become a naturalized American. The Wookiee, who I thought was from the planet Kashyyyk, is actually from England. Next we'll find out that Yoda isn't from the Degobah System, but actually from Australia.

There is a big debate amongst Star Wars people as to why an eight-foot tall Wookie would move to Endor, where he was surrounded by two-foot tall Ewoks. It's an important debate, and I'll be sure to keep you abreast of it.

Steven Spielberg and Electronic Arts are teaming up to make video-games for the new consoles, like the X-Box 360. Their first release will be "Schindler's List 2: Schindler Returns."

The rain continues here as does my search for that female aardvark. I tried to go to "Aardvark's 'R' US" in Jersey but the whole place was flooded and ransacked.

I just realized there's now way to type out a reverse "R". Geoffory the Giraffe must have some super-advanced typewriter or something.

Apple, in an effort to make everything they introduce one week earlier obsolete, has introduced the video iPod. Next week they will unviel an iPod that will teleport you to the nearest spaceship, ala Star Trek. The week after that they'll invent an iPod that will teleport you to the nearest Star Trek convention. The week after that they'll invent one that will take you directly to William Shatner's house. The week after that they invent one that will take you to Leonard Nemoy's chateau in France. Feel free to add more of these lines related to other Star Trek characters as you feel necessary.

Anyone else have a friend that just dissapeared one day and you don't have the money to hire a private investigator to find out what happened to him?

Believe it or not, I can still watch "Who Want's to be a Millionaire?", and thoroughly enjoy it. Meredith is such a flirt.

Hmm, not too much else in the news today except for some Karl Rove stuff. He's a bad dude, we get it, we get it. For my last Star Wars reference today (it's been awhile anyways), isn't there something about him that reminds you of Chancellor Palpatine? He's secretly the Sith Lord, just pulling all the strings until he takes over power of the Empire. The only real difference between the two of them is that Rove has slightly better skin tone than Palpatine.

Okay, that's for me, I gotta finish building this ark. I made the ostrich cage too small and now I think one of them has scoliosis.