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Went to see "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" on Friday night. Decent movie, though most of it played out in a courtroom so it could've just as easily been called "Law and Order: Demonic Freaks Unit". Then on Saturday night I caught the original Exorcist on Cinemax which is unquestionably far, far better. Emily Rose never even spit green stuff. An exorcism without green stuff is like a jar at the barber without the blue stuff.

Damn, that was a heck of a stetch, but I think we got there.

I just read that Steve Martin is making "Cheaper by the Dozen 2."

Holy motherfucking fucking shit fuck what in the fuck shit motherfucker shit fuck shit.

Okay, I'm better now.

Well not really, but I gotta keep going.

Mark Messier, hockey legend, is retiring. Nobody cares when hockey is being played, why would we care when people retire from it?

Quick reminder to click the ads to the right. X-Men Legends 2 is coming out on PS2 next week and your clicks can help me save the world.

The other night while watching the Mets-Cardinals with my roomate I admitted something that I've never told another person. I don't really know what "pitching from the stretch" means. He laughed, paused, and then admitted he didn't know either.

Then we both cried. It was beautiful, really.