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Apologies for the late posting. I was doing something involving some stuff and various things. Yes, in that order.

While doing the stuff and things I got yelled at by a crazy woman for something that had nothing to do with me. The details are long and unimportant, but I learned that it's a great feeling when there is stupid crap going on around you and you simply don't care about it. She was in my face yelling, spitting and swinging her arms and I just kept looking at her, not saying a word, until she tuckered herself out. Incidentally, that's also my secret way of dealing with hecklers.

So you may recognized the picture above as some of the villians from the Legion of Doom, who were the arch-enemies of the Superfriends. I used that picture because the UN World Summit is coming to NYC this week and I think that the Legion of Doom is now running the show over at the United Nations. Basically, the UN is now run by the Arab countries who keep everyone hostage with oil, surpress their own people and then blame us for their problems. That's the same way Lex Luthor would manipulate the other members of the Legion of Doom to do his bidding, instead of really dealing internally with his unbalanced cadre of misfits.

Is any of this making sense? Maybe Country/Character Legend will help out...

America = Superman
England = Batman
France = Aquaman
Canada = Robin
Iran = Lex Luthor
Syria = Captain Cold
Saudi Arabia = Sinestro
Egypt = Solomon Grundy

When you read about the happenings at the UN this week just think of the countries as those characters and I promise that international relations will make a lot more sense to you.

Well, either that or the world of DC Comics will make much less sense.

Maybe I should've made France the Green Lantern instead of Aquaman.

No, the Green Lantern is more Ireland. He was a drunk, you know.