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This week marks the 60th anniversary of the USA dropping the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima. To commemorate the occasion, Iran announced it will continue it's nuclear program and bomb someone "as soon as humanely possible."

The new trend in Hollywood is wearing big sunglasses. Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie and Lindsay Lohan are all wearing. My sources say that the glasses were designed in Sweden and have a microchip built in to give whomever is wearing it some degree of talent.

Clearly the sunglasses don't work.

Speaking of talentless people, everyone seems to be upset that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey might be breaking up. I think it's because they couldn't combine there names to get a good nickname like TomKat or Brangelina. Nessica? That's no good. Jick? Sounds like a racist name for someone thats half -Jewish, half-Spanish.

Al Gore's new TV network, Current TV, went on the air this week. They call the studio "The Chemisphere". That's also what we called my friend Matt's basement when we made homeade crystal meth down there in the late 80's.

In Jimi Hendrix's new autobiography he says that in the 60's he got out of the army by pretending he was gay and saying he was addicted to masturbation. This is coming from one of the greatest guitarists of all-time. Please, if masturbating made you a better muscian I'd be the New York Philharmonic.

Besides that, there are no gay rock-stars. Gay people only exist on reality TV and on Showtime.

Battlestar Galactica is one of the big hits of the summer. This is just another step in nerds becoming mainstream. Battlestar Galactica nerds make Star Trek nerds look like Star Wars nerds, and Star Wars nerds look like Dungeons and Dragons nerds, and Dungeons and Dragons nerds look like Battle Star Galactic nerds.

Oh my God, the prophecy was was true!