Monday, July 11, 2005


It was bound to happen and this emblem is proof that the rumors are true; Cobra and the Decepticons are now working together. I've been saying for years that the writing was on the wall for this evil tandem to pair up, and was always shot-down by the so-called experts. Well, now my worst fears are confirmed, and it may be too late to stop them.

Originally, there was a third partner involved in this new axis of evil, but at the last minute Skeletor and his bunch of bad guys dropped out because of salary cap issues. That's lucky for the rest of us, because my sources tell me that He-Man is no longer fighting evil and has retired to a studio apartment in Chelsea.

I'll keep you posted with all the evil-doings of this new, deadly alliance.

(All that just because I wanted to post that pic. Truly amazing.)

Caught Fantastic 4 over the weekend. It was a movie with super-heros in it. If you like those type of movies go see it. If you don't like those movies, dont see it.

7-Eleven's Slurpee is 40 years old today. That's over 1 billion brain-freezes sold.

American workers say they waste two hours of time at work everyday. If The Daily Dave is but 30 seconds of that for a few people, then I've done my part.

Can someone lend me a couple thousand dollars? I e-mailed Ellen Degeneres about it a couple months ago and she never got back to me, so now I'm opening it up to the general public.

Another full-week of postings coming up. Think of it as reality TV but it's on the computer and with no animal testicle consumption.

Unless you want that, cuz it can be arranged. Really, it's not a problem.

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