Friday, July 08, 2005


After my serious posting from yesterday I decided to post this picture to remind myself that I'm a comedian first, quasi-political thinker second.

That picture is from 2 summers ago, at Joe Franklin's Comedy Club. I started JF's along with Adam Hunter a bunch of other comics who I often talk about on here. At the time this picture was taken the club had become so successful that we took over the entire restaurant to do comedy everynight, instead of just working out of the back room.

About 6 months after this picture Adam moved to LA and the oppurtunity to open a new club, the Comedy Company, presented itself. I moved over to the new club with some of the guys and some of the team stayed at Joe Franklin's. I'm pretty sure it was the first time ever that two full-time comedy clubs were completely run by and for the comics themselves, and I'm pretty proud of what we accomplished and what we continue to work on.

Uhhh, Dave, can you write something funny now? Oh fine...

450 sheep jumped to their deaths to the stunned amazement of sheephearders in Turkey. The cause is unknown just to be careful, the head sheaphearder has announced that "we will all stop having unprotected anal sex with the sheep, just in case."

One of my fish died today but I left him in the tank for an extra hour so that his friend could say goodbye. Unfortunately, fish only have 3 second memories so I think I just caused him the same grief over and over, literally hundreds of times...

"Oh shit, Frank is dead!" ---3 seconds --- "Oh shit, Frank is dead!" ---3 seconds --- "Oh shit, Frank is dead!" --- 3 seconds --- Oh shit, Frank is dead!" (Repeat as necessary.)

I didn't even know his name was Frank.

The unemployment rate has dropped to 5%, which is the lowest in 4 years. Interestingly, the job-unhappiness rate has risen to 95 percent, it's highest in 4 years.

I finally defeated Star Wars: Episode III, on PS2 yesterday. It was a lengthy dual between Obi-Wan and Annakin, and I'm pretty sure you know how it ends. Now it appears that if I go back and find a secret that I can unlock a level where I play as Darth Vader on the Death Star. Does anyone know where that secret is found? I don't think my fingers have the stamina to play all over again without knowing where to go.

Speaking of finger stamina, I'll soon be pitching "Over the Top: Part 2", where Sly Stallone enters a thumb wrestling tournament to regain the trust and love of his estranged son. The evil grandfather will be played once again by Robert Loggia, who can play an old bastard better than anyone I know.

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