rubinville

We all know that pretty much every commercial these days is for some kind of prescription drug. Can't get a hardon? Don't like walking outside? Ever get depressed? Have stomach acid? The list goes on and on. However, I just saw a new one that I think trumps them all. It's for a drug called Restasis, which, according to the commercial, is for eyes that can't tear. Yea, a drug for eyes that can't tear. Is this a real problem? Do people really need a drug for this?

Call me old fashioned, but I say you try poking your eyes before getting on a drug.

Had my friend Chris' bachelor party this weekend. Great drunken time for sure. The highlight was probably when the strippers we're on top of the best man and a chant of "shit on his face" began. I don't know who started it, but it was highly infectious. Sadly, the chant wasn't that pursuasive and we didn't get to see a whore shit on a friends face. Oh well, life goes on.

Oh, two thanks necessary here. First off thanks to eveyone who sent me Star Wars links. Looks pretty damn cool, huh? As you probably know, it is gonna be the first of the 6 movies rated Pg-13 because of the dark angle of Anakin going to the dark side. Little known fact, Gremlins was the first ever movie rated PG-13.

And you thought Rubinville wasn't educational.

Second thanks to those of you who liked the podcast (and boo's to you who didn't). Expect a new podcast weekly. Which week I cannot say.

Jay Leno has been un-barred from telling Michael Jackson jokes. Now if we could only get a judge to bar him from telling hack jokes. It'd be the world's shortest monologue, that's for sure.

So apparently some kid who made it to the finals of American Idol has opted out because he doesn't want to be tied into their exclusive contract. Whoa, someone showing backbone and having a desire not to be owned by a corporation? I don't watch the show, but mad props to you American Idol kid.

My favorite CNN anchor Kira Phillips is looking quite good again these days due to her new-old haircut. I could've sworn I saw Miles O'Brien checking her out before a commercial break a few minutes ago.