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Faithful reader Tim Toohey has caused me to write the first ever Rubinville retraction. It appears, according to imdb.com that I was wrong about Gremlins being the first ever movie rated PG-13. The answer is actually a two-parter. Originally, it was The Flamingo Kid, but because that movie was shelved for 5 weeks, the actualy first ever PG-13 movie to hit theatres was Red Dawn.

I'm not sure where I came up with that bit of trivia on the Gremlins, but I did eat after midnight last night, so maybe that has something to do with it.

I've got The View on in the background as I often do when I'm writing the Daily Dave. Today, the ladies have hit an all-time low, as they are showing commercials and then bringing out the actors in the commercials to discuss them. So basically, we're getting to see extra commercials and then hear actors pontificate about how important they are.

My roomate, who is home recovering from having his wisdowm teeth pulled, just turned to me and said, "This is the worst thing I've ever seen on television". Now, I know he is hopped up on Percadan but he couldn't be anymore correct. Good to see the painkillers haven't dulled his sense of TV crapola.

Come to think of it, that's a medication I would take. Something to allow me to watch this garbage and not want to kill people.

Actually, forget that, what would I be if I watched this stuff without hating it?

Hosting "Entertainment Tonight", thats what.

What a sweet gig, though I'd have get my hair frosted and my soul removed.

Whoa, this really set me off. I really need one of those percadans.

Argh, now they have a segment on germs in the bathroom. Some lady is babbling about propoer bathroom hygeine. In case you miss it, I'll sum it up for you...

Don't wash the toilet with your toothbrush! This changes everything!

I'm thinking of getting one of those crazy Brookstone 100 dollar pillows. This no APR credit card it gonna be the end of me, I know it.

Okay, gotta go brush the toilet. I mean teeth, my teeth.