Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Fear Not

Barry (one of the famous comment peeps around here), has informed me that the crime rate around Rubinville has been spiking since I haven't been around for a few days.

Fear not, the sheriff is back in town at the very same time that Lindsay Lohan is going to jail. Those two thing combined should give you all the courage to get out and spend money and live your lives as normal once again.

Remember, if you don't, the terrorists win.

And by terrorists I mean other blogs that keep you busy during the day.

Ok, gotta clean and shine my badge, I'll be back later...


Barry said...

Welcome Back, Sheriff. I once again feel safe to go out and buy some more duct tape. . .I'm down to my last 250 rolls. Of course, my normal life is reading your blog, Dave. . .so all is right with the world!

P. S. Poor Lindsay. I think she'll find prison lesbians don't care quite so much about HER "needs" as Samantha did. There. I said it. Bring it on, angry lesbians, bring it on! ;)

Hal said...

We must remember this photo of the sweet young innocent, taken before she was corrupted by prison life. Barry, you know what I'm talking about. One movie title says it all: "Caged."

Barry said...

Calling Hope Emerson. Calling Hope Emerson. Fresh young thing incoming. ;)

Hal said...

That movie has a rather startling amount of lesbian content, considering that it was made in 1950: "Pipe the new fish!" And then there's Henrietta Topper as the vice queen: "She's a cute trick!" And the original Aunt Eller as the previous queen bee. Oh, I could go on and on. And often I do.