Tuesday, June 01, 2010

First Al and Tipper Joke

Al and Tipper Gore have split. Apparently he only wanted to have sex with the lights off.

ZING!

4 comments:

Barry said...

I don't know, Dave. I think you're being unfair to Tipper. Sure, she's as ugly as the back end of one of those baboons whose ass is bright red. . .but, honestly. If you had 600 lbs. of overheated ex-Vice President trying to pump you every night you'd probably run away the first chance you got, too. I'm just saying.

Hal said...

After 40 years of marriage, why even bother to separate? Marital climate change, I guess, can take a very long time.

Barry said...

Hey, Hal, maybe the Supreme Court should weigh in with a decision and tell Tipper she now has to marry George W. Bush.

Billy said...

I suppose she got tired of hearing the "is it hot in here or is it just global warming?" line...