Thursday, March 25, 2010

By George I Think He's Wiped It

George W. and Bill Clinton are in Haiti raising money and lifting spirits after the earthquake. They're even out there shaking hands with regular people. While Bill doesn't mind touching anyone and everyone around, George isn't quite as friendly. I hope Bill knows a good dry cleaner.

(Insert blue dress joke here.)


3 comments:

Barry said...

W. doesn't even try to be subtle about it. It takes more than a hand wipe to get the stink of the common people off of you, King George. Of course, my first reaction was to laugh. A lot. Until I gave myself a cramp. Karma at work? You decide.

Hal said...

Nothing covert about that operation. He totally wiped his hand on Bill's shirt. I guess George figured it would be more subtle than whipping out some Purell.

Unknown said...

I guess he hasn't learned refinement in retirement...