I'm as excited as the next guy that Tiger is one step closer to playing golf again, but why did he have to end the speech with this rather uncomfortable kiss with his mother?*I think we're finally getting to the route of all the sexual dysfunction...
*I don't really care that he's back, the sentiment was purely for the joke.
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Hey, Dave. . .did this press conference take place at the Bates Motel?
As Norman Bates said, "A boy's best friend is his mother."
Good question. I've heard the showers there are quite lovely.
It's true, Dave; your sins disappear down the drain. Also your blood.
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