Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Liar, Liar, (Extremely Large) Pants on Fire

Mark McGwire, pictured here testifying before Congress, has finally admitted to using steroids. Of course, everyone knew this all along, and he still claims he hit all those home-runs even without the juice. Jose Canseco is still saying that he and Mark injected each other back in the early 90's*, but Mark is denying that. Seeing as everything else Canseco has said regarding this eventually comes true, I'm gonna go with him on this one.

In a related story, I continue to take my Centrum Performance hoping that it will make me funnier, but as of yet there is no proof.

*Injected each other with steroids, that is. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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