Friday, August 07, 2009

A Real (Un)American Hero

The new GI Joe movie comes out today. You know, the non-cartoon one where GI Joe isn't even an American anymore but instead an "international" fighting force. Allow me to remind Hollywood of this sacred phrase...

"GI Joe is the codename for America's daring, highly-trained, special-mission force. It's purpose, to defend human freedom from Cobra, a ruthless, terrorist organization."

In case that isn't enough of an explanation of GI Joe's American origins, check out this clip from the beginning of the original GI Joe movie, where the Joe's stop Cobra from blowing up the Statue of Liberty and then Duke flies an American flag to the top of her crown.

Damn self-hating Hollywood Commies.

For those of you interested in some good, old-fashioned, all-American fun, the new Six Pack will be up later today...

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