Today is the Chinese New Year, which ushers in the Year of the Ox. I've been racking my brain for an Ox joke, but I can't think of one. It might be residual NyQuil complications, or maybe just that I didn't go to Oxford Comedy School.
Get it, Ox-Ford? Oh yeaaaaa.
Hey, cut me some slack, I'm highly medicated.
Speaking of not feeling well, McDonald's has posted a rather incredible 80% profit increase in 2008. There's nothing quite like a recession to fatten people up.
Speaking of fattening up, I sense a Number 4 in my future...
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