Embattled Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich said today that he is innocent and will not resign from office. "I will fight, I will fight, I will fight until I take my last breath," he said at a news conference today. Then, in a bizarre twist, he tried to take his last breath but his tongue got stuck between his lips.It's been a snowy day here in NYC as well as much of the country according to the good people who monitor such events. Believe it or not, when it snows I wear the same Timberland boots that I got all the way back in the 9th grade. Actually, that reminds me I need to copy my homework from a nerd before 7th period math class.
(That was not an anti-nerd statement. I was once a nerd and know full-well that they are people, too. And as such, often very useful to us now cool people.)
Alright, that's it for me. I've got a little more Chrismukah shopping to do this weekend and find some time to make a couple people laugh. If only I could combine those two into one spectacular event. Hmm...
What's the deal with Circuit City, people? Isn't that just the worst store ever? Am I right? Am I? Is this thing on??
Have a good weekend, everyone...
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