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You know how every now and then you need to watch something that is just pure, mindless drivel? Enter Alien v. Predator: Reqium, a movie that not only left me dumber but also tired and confused. Why would all the townspeople go to the center of town if you're hiding from the aliens? It's obvious that you'd just then be surrounded by aliens from every side! C'mon people, think!

I made coffee this morning as usual and then sat down to check some emails and flick the channels between CNN and ESPN. Out of nowhere I had one of those episodes where my fingers couldn't get the channels right and i ended up at various other channels until the whole thing sorted itself out. I didn't even know there was an MTV6. It's actually just a 24-hour toilet cam from The Hills.

Oh, you might've noticed that I have added a little advertising banner on the right column here. I did it once a couple years ago only to take it down because I didn't think the money/exposure ratio was right. We'll see what happens this time, but just remember a comedian who can eat is a funnier comedian.*

*This also applies to regular people. According to a 2002 study in the Journal of the American Medical Asssociation (JAMA), fat people tend to be a funnier group of people. For examples just look at John Candy, Louie Anderson and your uncle.

Hillary was on Leno last night (not literally) and was her usual fake, stiff self. I called her at 3 in the morning to discuss her performance, but ironically, nobody picked up the phone.

I know that I've said it a couple times lately, but good work on the comments lately, folks. I really think you might be the wittiest group of commentators on the internet. We should start some kind of a challenge with some other comics' people. You guys vs. Carlos Mencia fans. Biggest mismatch ever.

Final thought for the day: I wonder if Rachel Ray talks to a fake camera when she is cooking alone in her kitchen. Seems like she would...