Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Hee-hee, hee-hee. Can you believe I've been doing this for eight years?

Alright, they are back from commercial which means back to our bulleted-list:
  • They are now discussing the Iran which reminds me of a joke I wrote years ago about Iranian President Ahmedinejad who said he was going to wipe Israel off the map. The punchline was that after he said that he used the very map to wipe some hummus off his chin. (Hummus jokes always kill, by the way.)
  • I don't know what the capital gains tax is, and I'm pretty sure if I find out that I won't be any better off.
  • Whatever happened to Al Gore's lock-box? I'm guessing he keeps a bunch of eco-friendly light-bulbs in there.
  • Hillary just said she was in West Philadelphia the other day. I'm sure that I'm not the only one thinking about Will Smith's lyrical brilliance, "In West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days."
  • They both agree that 4 dollars a gallon is too much. Shocking!
Commercial break, then final thoughts...

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