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Roger Clemens says he was never injected with anything, but it sure looks like he enjoys doing some injecting.

Oh, if I only had a virtual band leader who could say things like, "DAYYYUM, Dave!!" or "You COLDDD, Dave!"

If only.

So this post marks the 799th posting on Rubinville. In about two weeks it's also out fifth anniversary around here. The pundits said we'd never make it this far, but we showed them all wrong and it's all thanks to Al Gore for inventing the internet.

I'll have a big announcement tomorrow for my 800th post. Get your party hats ready, people, it's gonna be biiiiiiig. Seven "i" big.

We've got primaries today in Virginia, Maryland and Washington, D.C. I'm thinking Obama might sweep, though if Hillary cries at the right time she might pull one out. Mike Huckabee is still sticking around on the Republican side, kinda like a crazy, religious, nut-job running for president would be likely to do.

How pissed is John Edwards that he is getting more press about who he will endorse than he when he was running for president?

It's absolutely freezing (21 degrees) here in NYC today. I took Emma for a walk this morning and she peed ice cubes.

A nice visual to end on, don't you think?