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Damn, I'm good.

Only two days after writing about how Barbara seems "slow, out-of-touch and unamused," the ladies of The View spent several minutes discussing how Barbara should smile more. The way I see it, either I called her out on this, or someone else saw the same very obvious thing that I did. Either way, it was cringingly hilarious seeing her stretch to smile every three seconds during the show. And that's it for todays re-View.

The most noteworthy thing going on in the world today is that Tony Blair announced he's going to resign in a year. First Spain, then Italy, and now England have all voted out Bush's buddies. Osama is gotta be smiling in his cave somewhere with all this good news. I hope that at least it's really cold in there or that there's rats or something. Otherwise this war on terror thing is really going as poorly as those damn liberal freaks say it is.

Anyone else not give a flying you-know-what about the ABC September 11th movie? Democrats are in an uproar about it, but if you really watch network dramas for your factual news then you are an idiot. Come to think of it, if you watch network news for your news you also are an idiot.

Fortunately, I know you aren't an idiot, because you get your news here at Rubinville which is the most non-idiotic place in the galaxy.

I like that. It's officially our new slogan...

Rubinville: The Most Non-Idiotic Place in the Galaxy