Tuesday, August 29, 2006

No, they aren't doing another remake of Planet of the Apes.

That's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, also know as The Nutty President of Iran. Today, instead of his usual kill all the Jews speech, he publicly challenged President Bush to a live TV debate. Call me crazy, but I'm thinking that George should say yes and then when he's supposed to show up at the debate we just bomb the place with Mr. Ahmadinejad in it.

I probably should've e-mailed that privately to the White House instead of posting it here, but what are the chances that any Iranian Secret Service agents are visiting Rubinville this time of year?

Wait, a minute. Come to think of it, the manager of the Ritz-Carlton Rubinville called me yesterday saying some suspicious Middle Eastern men had checked into the hotel. Excuse me, I have to make a call...

(Yes, we have a Ritz-Carlton in Rubinville. Please, what'd you think, that I'm gonna be shacking my guests up in a Best Western? Not on this day, sir.)

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