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Since I didn't post yesterday, I'm gonna do a rare Saturday post today. That's dedication, folks.

Actually, it'll be only half-dedication as I'm doing a "Top 10 Google Searches to Come to The Daily Dave". This will be searches for the month of June, which is only three days old, so this make for a rather bizarre list. Here we go...

1. Kyra Phillips
2. Horse Vagina
3. Penny Marshall hits Gorilla
4. Reggie Miller Prince block video
5. Boner sitcom
6. Ted Koppel Family Guy appearance
7. Dave Rubin
8. NYC Subway
9. Horse humping
10. 10 funniest people you've never heard of

As usual, Kyra and horse vagina are up top. It seems that no matter how early we are in the month that people always are searching for those two staples. Or should I say stables?

Get it? Horses...Stables...Oh man, I'm feelin' it and I've only been awake for an hour.

Number 3 is the most interesting to me, because I don't know why someone would want to see Penny Marshall get hit by a gorilla. I guess that's what the internet is all about though, searching for things that you hope have happened.

As for the others, the Prince block on Reggie Miller refers to the Detroit Pistons' Tayshaun Prince, and not the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, who I think know is known as just Prince. It's a great block from two years ago and I highly recommend you check it out.

Boner sitcom obviously refers to the character on Growing Pains, whom I've written about a couple times, and Ted Koppel's appearance on Family guy must refer to Ted Koppel's appearance on Family Guy.

Number 10 is the most bitter sweet of all, because by searching the phrase, "10 funniest people you've never heard of", people actually came here and found me, though I wasn't included on the lsit that they were searching for. I believe it was from an article in Time Out NY a couple months back, and ironcially, even I hadn't heard of six or seven of the people. Anyway, if you came here from that, just give me a chance to make number nine on the list, I know I can do it, I know it.

Alright, time to get my Saturday in full gear. My groove in the couch is looking pretty good right now...