rubinville

Randomly got a new goldfish today. Well, I guess not really randomly, I mean I did go into the store and purchase it, it's not like I found it in my coffee, but it was an impromptu purchase. There's nothing like a goldfish addition to liven up a day.

Interestingly, when I wrote that sentence, I originally wrote "addiction" instead of "addition." Hmm, I wonder if that was some kind of Freudian Slip. Am I addicted to golfish? Would that even be a real problem? Ehh, it could be so much worse.

Since you're dying to know, I'll tell you that I named the fish "Mrs. Pennyfeather." Anyone know where I got that?

No, I don't know that Mrs. Pennyfeather is even a female, but I don't even know that my other fish, Fritz, is a actually a male, so it only seemed fair to screw up both of them.

I guess they can switch names if they so choose, but that's a personal choice for a fish to make in the privacy of their own bowl. That bowl, by the way, is filled with 100% pure Poland Spring water. I don't screw around when it comes to oxygenating my pets.

Okay, gotta go, Mrs. Pennyfeather just made us some tea...