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Paris Hilton is a profoundly talentless, boring, self-absorbed, myopic pinhead.

I'm watching Paris on Ellen now, where she just announced that her new catch-phrase is, "That's sexy." I really thought she'd run out of ingenious catch-phrases after, "That's hot", but she just keeps bringing brilliance to the masses. Paris, who was born into more money that me and you will ever have, and who is famous simply for being famous, typifies everything wrong with entertainment today. Mark my words, once I'm finished exterminating all the evil oil-executives I'm coming for her.

My apologies for starting Monday off on a tirade like that. It's just that Paris Hilton is a profoundly talentless, boring, self-abosorbed, myopic pinhead.

So I've been doing a little research that might possible lead to ads being put back up on The Daily Dave. You may remember that I removed them awhile back because they took up an awful lot of space relative to the small amount of money that they brought in. Thing is though, that people keep telling me that I shouldn't care about space and should just care about making money off this. I'm nothing if not a staunch Capitalist.

Really the best way to make money, I think, would be to receive anonymous donations via PayPal, but that doesn't seem to be working, so I might have to make a move.

Hmm, that is, unless I can get the Hilton family to fund my comic exploits. I should draft up a nice e-mail.

In what-I-did-over-the-weekend-news, I had a great gig on Friday, spent Saturday in Central Park, did something for money on Sunday morning, and played basketball Sunday afternoon. It was my first hoop-action of the season and I didn't play particularly well, but most importantly I didn't get injured.

Yea, that's what it comes down to when you're almost 30, just not getting injured. Now excuse me, I have to drink my morning Metamucil...