rubinville

Oh, how I love that confused, quirky, little man.

I actually didn't see GWB's big immigration speech last night, so I won't comment on the specifics, but I did notice something interesting before the speech. While flipping through the cable guide, I noticed that all the channels carrying the speech said, "Presidential Address" as the title, and as the description only, "President George W. Bush."

That's in stark contrast to normal show descriptions, where they say for example, "Will and Grace: Jack uses Grace to defeat a rival for a spot in a gay men's chorus." Or, "American Idol: Three finalists perform three songs." Or even, "Spongebob Squarepants: Krabs v. Plankton; Lost Matress."

It was all making me think why didn't the networks have the balls to give a little description of George's speech? God knows they have enough writers doing nothing. So, in the interest of the common good, I offer up a few descriptions that could've been used for Bush's speech last night...

"George W. Bush tries to read off of the teleprompter without screwing up."

"President Bush discusses immigration in hopes we'll forget about the war."

"GWB sits in oval office pretending to work."

"Son-of-ex-President, soon to be ex-President."

"And you thought Clinton was bad."

"George v. Common Sense."

"The world's highest functioning retard."

Yes, I could go on and on, but I think you get the point. Now you'll have to excuse me, I'm gonna try to find the speech online somewhere. I'm truly a glutton for incompetency...