rubinville

Thousands of people are marching all over today to show support for the millions of immigrants who want to stay in America. Frankly, I have no problem with immigrants of any kind. If people want to come, let them come, and if they want to stay, let them stay. It's like I said during that Elian Gonzalez uproar a couple years ago, if a little mexican boy wants to go back to Puerto Rico, I say let him go.

(That joke was a main-staple of the act back in 1999. Eventually I had to get rid of it, along with all my Y2k jokes. Damn the passing of time. It's been screwing me for years.)

Had a nice day wandering downtown yesterday. It's amazing how people look so much more attractive when it's nice out. You haven't seen a higher concentration of ugly people than in NYC during the winter. It's a freakshow out there.

Went to a birthday party on Saturday night where there were a lot of people in the TV biz. During one particularly interesting conversation, someone who works for a major network told me that the VP of the network ordered a new show based on a pretty popular blog, obviously without having anything to do with the person who writes the blog. I'm tempted to e-mail the person, even though I don't know him/her. Should I just keep my nose out of it?

No, the person is not a transexual, but I wrote "him/her" to keep you guessing. Pretty clever, indeed.

Does anyone know how to e-mail a picture from a RAZR phone? I know how to send a picture in a text message, but not how to e-mail one. I've got some pictures that I'd like to post on here but I just can't figure it out. I should probably ask my grandkids. They're know-it-all's with today's fancy technology.

Speaking of grandkids, I spent Friday with my grandma in Jersey, which is why I didn't post anything that day. We went to Japanese for lunch, where grandma had sushi and I had salmon teriyaki. You don't think of a grandma eating sushi, and then it happens. Maybe it was all the Sake that got her in the mood.

Wasn't Mr. Miyagi's old friend turned arch enemy in "Karate Kid 2" named Sake? If it wasn't it was something close to Sake. Sooki? Sumo? Suduko?

If only there was some kind of website with a search engine that would allow me to find useless, arcane knowledge in a matter of seconds. Hmm...