You'll be happy to know that I took my own advice this morning and picked up two bagels over at "Hot 'N Crusty". Not only are they fluffier and bigger than "H&H" but they are only 75 cents each, compared to a full dollar at "H&H". I'm gonna take my two extra quarters and go play Ms. Pacman at the local arcade.
Loyal reader Mike Sherman mentioned to me earlier today that lately I have been apologizing for my sputtering inspiration. As he said, "Who exactly are you apologizing to? Once you start aplogizing to the internet itself, you are officially crazy." Good point, Mike. I now retract all the apologies, and the internet can go fuck itself.
(I think that was a well-placed "fuck". You know try to use it sparingly.)
Microsoft is about to unviel a new product called, "Origami", that will be part Blackberry, part web browser, part music player, and part video game console. It also will fold into the shape of a bird.
That was perhaps the most obvious joke I've ever written. I apol...Err, go fuck yourself internet!
I'll be back, time to go eat some blue ghosts...
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