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The comments section got quite fiery for my last post, so I think it'd be a good idea to settle things down with the always calm, cool-headed and motherly Claire Huxtable. Why Claire, you ask? Well, she came in at number four in this installment of the Top Ten Search Phrases people use to come to The Daily Dave. Here's the full list...

1. Kira Phillips
2. Kyra Phillips
3. Dave Rubin
4. Claire Huxtable
5. Cobra Commander Interview
6. Dave Rubin
7. Horse Vagina
8. Daryn Kagin
9. Ahmad Rashaad
10. Hot Newscasters

My first thought on this list is wondering whether the people that searched for "Clair Huxtable" were actually meaning to search for "Phylicia Rashaad" and just couldn't remember her real name. Interestingly, her ex-husband Ahmad Rashaad, also made it on the list. Too bad those two kids couldn't have worked things out.

For a second there you thought that Claire and Heathcliff Huxtable got divorced didn't you? Don't worry, I almost confused myself into thinking it too.

Kira/Kyra Phillips continues to stay atop of this highly competitive group. If you haven't seen her yet, she's CNN's daytime anchor, and dare I say, she's the female Anderson Cooper. People always love comparisons like that. Kira Phillips is the female Anderson Cooper...Larry Bird is the white Magic Johnson... Dave Rubin is the funny Jay Leno.

It was nice to see the Cobra Commander Interview crack the top ten. I'm not sure if people were searching specifically for my interview with him, though it's the only one I know of, and certainly is the first one. If you haven't listened to it yet, that's too bad because it seems to have dissapeared off the site. I should talk to someone about that.

In NYC news, the city officially unvieled public toilets today. 25 cents will buy you 15 minutes in there, which makes it by far the best bargain in New York. At minute 12 there is some sort of warning that your time is almost up, and at 15 minutes the doors will just pop open. I have a feeling there will be several scandals involving these toilets, with at least two of them involving Paris Hilton blowing someone for cocaine when the doors open up.

No, I don't have any insider info that Paris does coke, but I can just tell that these bathroom are gonna make people do crazy things.

Yes, I could've come up with someone more interesting than Paris for that, but she hasn't been in the news in the last two days and I'm starting to freak.

Okay, that's it for now, just remember to clean your horse vagina before you go to bed.

That came out wrong. To clarify, I mean that only if you have a female horse that needs it's vagina cleaned. Not simply if you are a woman with a large vagina. If that's the case, what you do with it is your business...