rubinville

Just pulled an old man out of the snow and then helped push a car through the slush. Who says New Yorkers aren't nice people?

I'm leaving shortly to go have some oral surgery. Don't worry, it's nothing major, and unfortunately, not nearly as sexy as it sounds. From what the doctor says, I'll be half the man I used to be for about a day or two. Half the man I used to be, half the man I used to be...

Who sang that? I'm thinking Nirvana.

Oh, my movie day yesterday also included most of "The Never Ending Story", which as I've mentioned here before is one of the few movies I can always watch and love everytime, as well as part of "Spiderman 2" and "Airplane." I know what you're thinking, "Dave, that's a lot of movie for one day, surely you can't be serious."

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

It looses something when spelled out, doesn't it?

In clerical Daily Dave news, every day last week we hit a new all-time high in the amount of people that came here. From what I understand though, that's not nearly the amount of people who came at www.horsevagina.com.

Hey, cut me some slack, it's been a least a month without a horse vagina reference. That's a personal record for me.

I'd mention something about the Olympics here, but I'm not watching them, and either are you.

Oh yea, how'd I go this far without mentioning that Dick Cheney shot his hunting buddy? I'm not gonna bother writing a joke about it, instead I'm gonna say that Leno will make 7 hack jokes about it tonight. Anyone wanna take the over/under on that?

Okay, I gotta get ready for my hot, sweaty, oral...surgery. If anything happens to me, someone please feed my fish...