rubinville

First off, I'm not dead. It's nice to know that only two days of not posting can cause such a stir in the blogosphere, but contrary to the rumors I am, in fact, still alive. I would like to thank The Grim Reaper, Stiffy McBonerson, Cinders and Lyndon for their concern.

So the pic above, as I'm sure you are aware, is Jodie Sweetin, better known as Stephanie Tanner on "Full House." According to someone who e-mailed me something, it turns out that Stephanie was a Crystal Meth addict for a couple years after the show went off the air. For some reason that made me happy when I heard about it. What's that about?

Iran is now threatening full-scale enrichment work, thus furthering their nuclear ambitions. I'm no psycologist but maybe if Iranian parents hugged their children more they wouldn't be so obsessed with destroying the world.

I can't rememember if I mentioned this, but I recently got rid of my fish tank and replaced it with a fish bowl. Fritz, my one remaining fish, is now enjoying life in a smaller, but more upscale, clean, safe neighborhood. It's like when the Jefferson's moved on up from that dump next door to the Bunkers'.

Frankly, I think they should've moved to the West Side instead of the East Side, but you live and learn.

Dave Chappelle will be on Oprah tomorrow explaining why he left TV. I'll be on Oprah sometime later this month explaining why I'm not on TV.

Okay, I have to return a couple calls confirming my non-death. I promise a healthy, lively and enjoyable post tommorrow.